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NOT YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS POEMS (#3)


A Letter to Rudolph


Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say,
I've taken your shit day after day.
I've kept the home peaceful year after year
Now there is going to be changes, so listen my dear.

So you're famous, everyone knows your name,
And you're a specialist by gum, in the transport game,
You think you're so grand with your important job.
But I'm telling you my dear you're a worn out old yob

363 days a year,
You sit on your arse drinking scotch, rum and beer,
You claim it is to keep up the shine on your nose
So Santa can see where he bloodywell goes.

One night a year is all that you work,
You and your eight reisty mates - they're all jerks.
Dasher and Dancer - Speed freaks I say,
The sleigh wouldn't go that quick any other way.
Prancer and Vixen - Just cheap little tarts,
But they look like angels once Comet starts.

Cupids on some freaked out damned power trip,
And Donner...well, she should just get a damned grip
And Blitzen, I almost don't need to say,
Is here getting blitzed with you every day.

All of these years at the front of the sled,
Has gone, I'm afraid, to your crusty old head.
You're a layabout and a drunkard, with a big shiny nose,
And a weakness for elves in black pantyhose.

I'm telling you husband that one Christmas song,
Has made you think that you can do no wrong.
So this year while your out with old Santa's sled,
I am eloping, my dear, with your friend - Mr. Ed

Denise Hobbs

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239 diggs
  poo man 2008-05-09 02:03:52
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  alfie 2008-05-09 02:02:19
hi from alfie


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  cleo 2009-11-26 18:01:34
yeah you got that right ..............i love this poem .....................

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  cohen 2010-07-12 21:16:59
hay baba

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  callum 2009-12-16 06:35:18
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool n sexy

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  jenell 2009-12-04 19:18:21
hahahahahahahahahaha


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  DICK 2010-10-13 17:36:58
SHUT THE F UP YALL ARE SO GAY THINKING THESE THINGS ABOUT A CARTOON ANIMATION

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  angel 2008-12-22 22:43:09
wow, i think this poems really speaks for certain women out there.lol :)

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  egg 2010-10-14 13:24:02
very cheesy

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  elf king 2009-12-23 16:30:28
sex

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  stiffler s 2009-12-16 06:38:16
they titssssssssssss are awsommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

187 diggs
  lahlah 2010-12-24 18:45:53
jerks

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  arial outhavong 2009-11-26 18:04:20
that is sooooooooooooooooooooo real .......................... your husband all lazy is so hard ........................... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  cassie 2009-12-11 13:04:34
that is the coolest picture in the world.
i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

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  emo kid 2011-05-06 18:52:21
HEY DICK U R SO RIGHT BRO

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  Cheesy 2012-10-25 03:27:44
You guys speak so wrong. You should be at home having Christmas dinner with your family and not posting these things!


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