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NOT YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS POEMS (#2)


At Christmas Time


At Xmas time when we were kids,
we were bloody poor,
and Santa weren't too generous
when he knocked upon our door

But we made do by saving up,
yes every little bit
"We may be poor" said dear old Dad,
"but I dont give a shit!"

Our Xmas tree stood tall & proud
and rigid as a totem,
With Xmas baubles hangin' there.....
like testies in ya scrotum!

Everyone loved Xmas dinner,
no if's, and's or but's,
and all us kids would piss ourselves
when Grandpa dropped his guts.

We'd leave a six pack for Santa
and he always drank it quick,
then I found out it was just me Dad,
the alcoholic prick!

But all in all we had fun,
and lot & lots of cheer,
Now I can't wait till I've got kids....
cause I'll get a carton of beer!

Bruce Thompson

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303 diggs
  phuck yea 2010-11-26 17:00:02
beer girls xmas? phuck yea melos u must be a homo

301 diggs
  florence 2008-09-11 23:56:02
so is your dad father christmas

293 diggs
  2009-01-20 11:20:44
yea make them naked dude. toltally hot man

291 diggs
  chelsie 2009-06-18 08:02:22
so cool rip it of


287 diggs
  do u really need to know 2009-11-29 15:21:42
are you guys perverts i like the poems but you guys are disgusting

287 diggs
  2010-12-14 22:03:12
hello dickheads this is an awesome poem fuck you cunts

277 diggs
  sex machine 2 2008-12-11 12:15:21
make those chicks naked dude


271 diggs
  cheesemush2 2009-11-23 22:17:46
i like naked chicks better

267 diggs
  ballsac man 2010-09-20 15:39:01
santa got a boner and i jizzed in my pants

263 diggs
  2010-12-16 01:37:13
birth of Jesus?

261 diggs
  Melos 2009-12-21 06:24:50
What a bizarre presentation. Poetry is one of the most unrelated subjects I could think of to caption a picture of horny pseudo-Santa Naruto girls with. Seriously, doesn't anybody else realize how fucking weird it is that this is all related to the birth of Jesus?

255 diggs
  Billy corndog 2009-11-04 05:49:26
Total Corned Beef!!!!!

249 diggs
  2009-12-23 11:05:52
BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!

247 diggs
  annie 2009-12-09 00:18:36
i dont like it because it is rude i wanted a
christmas card for my dad!!!!















223 diggs
  tamer 2010-12-23 19:39:06
hi
hape bairth day


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