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NOT YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS POEMS (#1)


Christmas


I've been getting ready for Christmas
I'm revving up for the great day
my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed
'cause I started my shopping in May

The mistletoe's hanging in bunches
'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong
and the Vicar I've found - quite likes calling round
and exploring my crowns with his tongue

The bin men have gotten quite friendly
they're after a present I fear
they won't feel so chuffed when I tell them - get stuffed
'cause they don't speak the rest of the year

The family is coming for dinner
last year it was quite a good laugh
we ate fairly late - dished the veg on the plate
found the turkey was still in the bath

the Kids are all pink with excitement
'cause Santa will come so they say
their lists are extensive - extremely expensive
and they'll break it all by Boxing day

But it's worth all that fuss Christmas morning
when their little eyes are all aglow
when we're all feeling merry full of goodwill and sherry
and suffering from wind Ho Ho Ho

But please don't forget why we do it
why each year we must go to this fuss
for that guy up above who brought peace and brought love
and who probably owns Toys R Us..........

Liz Garrad

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331 diggs
  Pervert 2008-12-09 11:19:29
I agree they'd look better naked

329 diggs
  pussy 2008-12-09 11:18:31
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

325 diggs
  Ninja Geruka 2009-01-21 12:20:36
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

323 diggs
  Ufee 2008-12-11 14:17:00
Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Not showing children

321 diggs
  duh 2008-12-07 14:26:40
hot chicks


321 diggs
  DARRELL 2008-12-12 13:18:23
THOSE GURLZ ARE HOTT WISH I HAD ONE OR COULD GET ONE LOL!!!!!UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

319 diggs
  pittersqueak 2008-12-19 15:07:43
i agree with james
you are all fucking fags
their cartoons for cryin out loud

319 diggs
  Ninja Geruka 2009-01-21 12:20:36
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

317 diggs
  2008-11-30 19:40:38
Lve the part bout Toys R Us!

317 diggs
  roxo 2008-12-09 05:37:42
naked?

315 diggs
  jiggle tit 101 2008-12-08 20:12:09
that pictuer is so hot they are the hottest naruto girls
also i ager the girls should be naked

315 diggs
  boy 2008-12-12 12:36:11
thouse are cartoon people come on

315 diggs
  BRENDA S.A TEXAS 2008-12-12 13:16:29
I LOVE GHISTINE AN ILL SHOW GER THIS POEM LOL

315 diggs
  Abigail 2008-12-14 13:53:36
Get Over It You Pervy Fucked Up Twats
Their CARTOONS For Crying Out Loud.. Get A Life!
But I'm Curious As To Why The Person Used That Picture To Illustrate The Poem (Which Is Really Sweet Btw)
Their Santa Skets..!? Not Childrens' Glowing Faces!
Jeez



315 diggs
  yoni 2009-01-06 04:26:11
may your futures always shin

313 diggs
  Hamish Knudsen 2008-11-12 18:01:22
great poem

313 diggs
  daichoc 2008-12-09 09:14:51
O LA LA I LOVED THOSE GIRLS AND THE POTERY

313 diggs
  lolz! 2008-12-11 17:20:09
i want to love you!!

311 diggs
  HARRY 2008-12-11 13:39:50
HA HA HA AH AH HA HA HA.F...K

311 diggs
  Kevin Guy999 2008-12-19 13:59:21
I like the picture biut i love the poem, you guys are idiots if you want to fuck a picture okay

309 diggs
  sex machine 2008-12-10 14:18:30
FUCK i havnt even read the poem , but it sounds good ....ps like the chicks :)

309 diggs
  DAM 2009-01-12 21:36:37
HOLY SHIT THOSE GIRLS R HOT! but my girlfriend is hotter

309 diggs
  Ninja Geruka 2009-01-21 12:20:37
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

307 diggs
  courtney(boy) 2008-12-14 10:05:30
so hot


305 diggs
  Lauren 2008-12-07 12:05:49
wow! i loved it xxx

305 diggs
  buirgfw\g 2008-12-09 03:59:57
bhfjvWEIPFwd v
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srf ghwi neuf ufdr un el al pero fihf hur fer fur hif fug buh

305 diggs
  2008-12-09 10:16:27
I like the poem but you lot who are like "do the girls naked" and "they're so hot" you need to get a life! they're cartoons stop perving over drawings and maybe that way you might get a girlfriend and if you already have one then i feel sorry for her to be honest :| .

305 diggs
  asshole 2008-12-09 10:31:34
i fuck all them


303 diggs
  lola 2008-12-11 17:20:43
i wana fuck so bad!!


301 diggs
  roxo 2008-12-09 05:36:47
cool pic good art

299 diggs
  skittles 2008-12-05 08:36:38
i like it its amazazing

297 diggs
  METRO 1 2008-12-12 13:20:33
I LOOK LIKE DAT GIRL!!!!BUT BETTER

297 diggs
  Ninja Geruka 2009-01-21 12:19:40
we have a rite to ask for naked pics. telling us to fuck off is not your life so STFU!!!

297 diggs
  kent 2009-12-10 18:46:33
i like hinata...

297 diggs
  hmmmmmmmmm 2010-11-02 16:43:21
fuck sake cartoons cartoons cartoons if your going to ask for nakedness at least make it the real thing

291 diggs
  2010-11-23 21:33:07
this is so fuken cartoony

289 diggs
  skbh 2008-12-06 15:11:24
its a great poem.

289 diggs
  Ninja Geruka 2009-01-21 12:19:43
we have a rite to ask for naked pics. telling us to fuck off is not your life so STFU!!!

289 diggs
  2009-04-27 09:48:14
any1 whoooo wnts 2 fuck em r pervs i only found da poem for mi drama a lvl! pervvvvvvvvvvvvvvvs

285 diggs
  lopool 2008-12-05 16:55:44
i hat you all

285 diggs
  anisa 2008-12-11 13:36:00
marry chistmas

285 diggs
  bob 2008-12-11 14:17:48
nothing


285 diggs
  riley 2008-12-12 13:37:28
fuck yes

285 diggs
  yoni 2009-01-06 04:24:30
may your futures always shin

279 diggs
  Gucci Girl 2008-12-11 16:29:14
y'all r rite pervs. they r naruto animated drawings for christ sake!!! whats wrong with all you saddos that have nothing better to do then look up stuff like this and ogle drawings??? i only found it looking for xmas poems 4 college!!! y'all need to get a life ya hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

279 diggs
  vangie 2009-12-14 06:37:39
hi

279 diggs
  dylan 2010-11-14 03:53:07
fuck sacura


277 diggs
  2008-12-08 14:32:09
can u do the gurls naked

277 diggs
  james 2008-12-12 09:16:13
fucking fags whats is wrong with all of u who wants fuck a cartoon losers fucking rejects

277 diggs
  A G N E S 2010-01-29 13:24:32
I LOVE SAKURA (exstra)

275 diggs
  james 2008-12-12 09:15:59
fucking fags whats is wrong with all of u who wants fuck a cartoon losers fucking rejects

275 diggs
  A G U 2010-01-29 13:23:07
I LOVE SAKURA (exstra)

275 diggs
  2011-02-13 17:12:25
radife


273 diggs
  cece 2008-12-10 09:07:37
hey

273 diggs
  sex machine 2 2008-12-11 12:13:17
those chicks are so hot you have to do them naked

273 diggs
  playgurl 2008-12-11 15:51:58
haha gangz!LOL!

269 diggs
  SANDRA <3 2008-12-12 13:17:20
DAT WAS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

267 diggs
  U R My Destiny 2008-12-08 23:18:35
that touched me in the heart...
seriously you made my gf cry!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!

265 diggs
  ja 2009-12-11 13:29:53
poland no god

265 diggs
  KetS 2009-12-19 15:25:29
I love them all!!

263 diggs
  superflyman216 2008-12-08 14:31:40
those are the hottest naruto girls ever

263 diggs
  2008-12-08 16:55:03
do gurls naked please

259 diggs
  Princess 2008-12-12 13:15:00
THAT POEM WAS SOOO FUNNY AND CREATIVE!!!WRITE ANOTHER FOR HALLOWEEN!!

257 diggs
  biiiiiiiiiiiiiii 2010-12-24 08:16:21
I hate this fucking cartoon

255 diggs
  w 2009-12-31 01:40:34
hi
n11111af@hotmail.com

249 diggs
  ABX 2009-11-09 21:14:16
the chicks HOT and SEXY!!! they would be better of naked!!


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