When you buy one of the coolest gadgets ever invented, you get the chance to immortalize your piece of shiny metal. Heck, after I decided to enrich my life with this toy I waited for almost another week, because I couldn't decide what to write on the back

We can't help you decide which quote to engrave on the back... but we can help you decide what not to engrave on the back

Below is a list Apple will not engrave. I wonder why...

10. Something small & white that Enrique Iglesias Isn't In.

9. Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters

8. Lick My Shiny Metal Ass

7. Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain

6. Not to be used as a suppository

5. Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time

4. iMasturbate five times a day

3. iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible

2. I cost more than three hookers

And Number 1, My Favorite

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  Marcos 2012-06-08 20:03:19
Fico pasmo em ver essas maravilhas da engenharia. Tenho uma Phanton 300 e ja acho que é grande. Esses ai são maravilhosos. Quem dera. O 1 e o 8 são os melhores na minha opinião..Quem sabe um dia compro uma Azimut ou uma Ferreti...Deus me ouça.


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