Angel Falls (Venezuela)The worlds tallest waterfall in the World (3,212 ft)
Named after an American adventurer, Jimmy Angel, the waterfall starts at 979 meter and plunges down thereby vaporizing much of the water into mist. The fall can only be reached by plane. This flight will bring you to the starting point for trips to the basis of the waterfall. It is located in a jungle area of Venezuela and getting there is not an easy journey.
Iguazu Falls (Argentina)Waterfalls with a total width of 1.67 miles and containing 275 falls.
Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)The biggest waterfall in the world
Yosemite Falls (USA)The highest fall in North America (2,425 ft)
GullFoss (Iceland)The prettiest sightseeing waterfall in the world.
Tugela Falls (South Africa)The deepest waterfall in Africa (3,110 feet)
Sivasamudram Falls (India)The most powerful waterfall in the world (33,000 cubic ft/s)
The smallest notable waterfall on the planet (USA)
1. The Amevi ($300.000.000)
2. The Octopus ($200.000.000)
3. The Lauren L. ($112.000.000)
4. The Boadicea ($120.000.000)
5. The Maltese Falcon ($100.000.000)
6. The Pelorus ($179.000.000)
7. Dubai ($230.000.000)
8. Salem ($19.750.000)
1. Bring it to the source.
2. Be creative with it.
3. Wear it.
4. Give it away.
5. Launder it.
6. Throw it away.
7. Make even more.
8. Use it for other purposes.
And if you don't have enormous amount of money, you'll just have to get a credit card and pretend that you do...
1. 8 really strange hotel rooms
2. 8 pieces of sushi art
3. 3d house paintings
4. 8 great camouflages
5. 8 things to transport on a moped
6. Funny tattoos
7. The 30 best top 10 lists ever
8. The two faced continent
Lets hope we have just as much fun in 2008!
I've been getting ready for Christmas
I'm revving up for the great day
my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed
'cause I started my shopping in May
The mistletoe's hanging in bunches
'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong
and the Vicar I've found - quite likes calling round
and exploring my crowns with his tongue
The bin men have gotten quite friendly
they're after a present I fear
they won't feel so chuffed when I tell them - get stuffed
'cause they don't speak the rest of the year
The family is coming for dinner
last year it was quite a good laugh
we ate fairly late - dished the veg on the plate
found the turkey was still in the bath
the Kids are all pink with excitement
'cause Santa will come so they say
their lists are extensive - extremely expensive
and they'll break it all by Boxing day
But it's worth all that fuss Christmas morning
when their little eyes are all aglow
when we're all feeling merry full of goodwill and sherry
and suffering from wind Ho Ho Ho
But please don't forget why we do it
why each year we must go to this fuss
for that guy up above who brought peace and brought love
and who probably owns Toys R Us..........
At Christmas Time
At Xmas time when we were kids,
we were bloody poor,
and Santa weren't too generous
when he knocked upon our door
But we made do by saving up,
yes every little bit
"We may be poor" said dear old Dad,
"but I dont give a shit!"
Our Xmas tree stood tall & proud
and rigid as a totem,
With Xmas baubles hangin' there.....
like testies in ya scrotum!
Everyone loved Xmas dinner,
no if's, and's or but's,
and all us kids would piss ourselves
when Grandpa dropped his guts.
We'd leave a six pack for Santa
and he always drank it quick,
then I found out it was just me Dad,
the alcoholic prick!
But all in all we had fun,
and lot & lots of cheer,
Now I can't wait till I've got kids....
cause I'll get a carton of beer!